Its time for British Bodybuilding to have its very own (alternative) agony page, and who better to take the job than the sarcastic sod that is Cal? So if you have a problem and no one else can help, post it
here. If you've read his posts you'll know your answer will most likely be politically incorrect, probably midly offensive but aways amusing. So its over to you and in the words of the pie-scoffing lard monster himself "crack on dudes"