so what gets your back up down the gym?
its multiple choice this one!
my pet hate has to be people that leave the weights every where and the the woman in the squat rack on the yoga ball lol!

watching people with twice as much weight as they can ha ndle and doing half lifts. it shouldnt bother me but it makes me wanna go and tell them to do it correctly lol theres cheat reps wich i often use myself but theres also plain shitt reps. this 1 guy does the same every time and growls and growns so every 1 can see him lift shitt loads of weight half the way and he always asks for a spott and makes you do the lifting for him

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watching people with twice as much weight as they can ha ndle and doing half lifts. it shouldnt bother me but it makes me wanna go and tell them to do it correctly lol theres cheat reps wich i often use myself but theres also plain shitt reps. this 1 guy does the same every time and growls and growns so every 1 can see him lift shitt loads of weight half the way and he always asks for a spott and makes you do the lifting for him

Let him struggle i say mate i refuse to spot for guys like that after i nearly put my back out catching weight before it slammed through the guys rib cage but i blamed myself at the end of the day i could have said no!

bloody kids farting around on the free weights benches, talking more than training and bumping into me when im bench pressin.
the biggest annoyance to me though is people that grunt loudly and the drop the weights on the floor  ITS NOT NEEDED< PUT THEM DOWN GRNTLY you tw$%s

lol im guilty of banging wieghts. sometimes if im lifting heavy dbells and i get aggressive i slam them. it just happens as i feel angry at the dbell lol

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lol im guilty of banging wieghts. sometimes if im lifting heavy dbells and i get aggressive i slam them. it just happens as i feel angry at the dbell lol

ROFPMSLMAO!!
your angry at the dbell for being heavy??

no its like an aggression when im banging out the reps. like ahhhhhhh and slam it down lol after the last rep is forced out

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no its like an aggression when im banging out the reps. like ahhhhhhh and slam it down lol after the last rep is forced out

lol thats great till you slam it down right on to some huge gorrilers toe!

young 18 yo kids on napps (anadrol) txting away on there phone for most the time there in the gym.

ide have to say when i was still signed up at jjb gym i hated the funny and sometimes dirty looks you get from the regulars, most of which dont have a clue...

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ide have to say when i was still signed up at jjb gym i hated the funny and sometimes dirty looks you get from the regulars, most of which dont have a clue...

I changed gyms 5 months ago and i know the looks you meen mate its pretty annoying cause i pay my membership too so i have the right to be there as much as them!
And try making conversation with them they just grunt lol!

yer! tell me about it mate....

All of the choices annoy me and none of them do if you know what I mean.

I have a personal theory that 80% of humans are c*cks no matter what you do or where you go, work, gym, pub and it yet to be challenged IMO.

I just get on with my own sh*t now, I'm not here to change the world

and the noble peace prize goes to.  mr john lol  

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and the noble peace prize goes to.  mr john lol  

Is that the prize for the biggest Noble piece then?

lmao sorry mate ive already claimed that 1. you could challenge for second place along with ron jeremy

I'm working on simplifying my diet advice.

Bulk til your nob disappears then cut til you can see your balls!

Your f*cked though as you have a 1" c*ck and your balls hang in your eyes!!

lol get it off your chest john

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lol get it off your chest john

You wish it was on my chest x x

  lol. you signed in the wrong forum again john. keep them posts for the secret forum you normally frequent  

lmao

For me.. its the little people who think they are a walking talking pro bodybuilder where really they have a body of a baby.. sorry does my head in.. lads around 20 with skinny arms talking about lifting such huge weights that cannot even perform a proper technique in doing so.

One's that claim to know everything where imo any pro will tell you, every day is a learning curve.

Guy's who say they dont have to do cardio..

Guy's who grunt for no reason as not lifting anything out of the blue

hmm.. thats top of my head that.. surley could think of more  

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For me.. its the little people who think they are a walking talking pro bodybuilder where really they have a body of a baby.. sorry does my head in.. lads around 20 with skinny arms talking about lifting such huge weights that cannot even perform a proper technique in doing so.

One's that claim to know everything where imo any pro will tell you, every day is a learning curve.

Guy's who say they dont have to do cardio..

Guy's who grunt for no reason as not lifting anything out of the blue

hmm.. thats top of my head that.. surley could think of more  

wow i agree with all them tank and that makes up 90% of the guys at the gym i go too lol!

some of the things that happens in the animal house i train in


My favourite was the guy on the treadmill next to me who decided to light up his cigarette. When I told him not to smoke in the gym he turned to me and said "I'm a policeman".F###wit!

One time in the locker room of my gym there was this woman who took off her dyper-thing from her underwear. She had a heavy period because there was blood pooring between her legs. It was sooo disgusting!!! Can't believe why she was doing it in the locker room and not in the toilet.


It's common at the gym for men AND woman to crap while standing up in the showers. Look in the drain sometime and see what DIDN'T get washed away.
Talked to a manager there, said it was a common problem... among other things. Such as guys having sex in the steam rooms and using the hair dryers in open view of everyone blow drying their bungholes.


Saw guys blow-drying each others ****s.

Not sure this should come as a surprise--buggering is not uncommon in many health clubs--especially showers and steam rooms. (where do you think the VP got the inspiration for YMCA?) In fact, at both of the gyms I once belonged to, the club rules posted in the mens locker room expressly prohibited sexual acts on club premises.

have you seen the one who picks his nose and hawks while walking on the treadmill?

I have to pay my friend, a qualified fitness instructor and kung fu guru, 150 kwai an hour, but I would gladly do that rather than go to one of these shiit house fitness clubs with locals picking their noses, shiiting in the showers, jerking each other off while blowdrying their nuts and showing each other how much weight they can lift. Health clubs my ****, it's about as unhealthy as you can get.

Another favorite at the gym- people doing their laundry! But wait, it gets better - I have seen men on numerous occasions walk into the shower FULLY CLOTHED, get all soaped up, rinse off, then strip and then hang their clothes in the dry sauna. I have seen others sit fully clothed in the dry sauna as well.

a dude who was working out with a trainer suddenly vomited loudly mid-crunch. just rolled over, got on all fours and let it rip bigtime.
nobody paid it any attention. nobody missed a rep or even looked over except me. after emptying his stomach, he got up and wiped his mouth with his shirt, smiled and said something to the trainer and then left. the trainer went to go find an ayi. people stepped around a sprawling pool of vomit in the middle of the gym for a few minutes before it was cleaned up: mopped up with the same dirty mop used for the rest of that disgusting hole.

/the only thing that pisses me off at my gym is this black fella, he thinks he's a proper hard man. He'll spend 2 hours in the gym doing bench press, pump his chest up as high as it'll go and walk like his proper hard. I feel like telling him to calm down, or tell him he's acid pumped and he's wasting his time. i cant stand over doers that pump to look hard for an hour till the swelling goes down, and it's to there head.

that sounds like some gym that romper stomper lol. aint none that happens were i go. infact its fairly boring now i heard that

Romper Stomper....

I've trained allover the world and I've never seen any of that mess in a gym so it'ss not normal mate, just so you know!

Shitting in the shower!!! That's just rude.

I like a bit of character and sawdust but no bottom love in my gym

yep.. gotta say ive never seen or heard of any of that happening in my gym...or any gym i gone to

what gym is that.....name and shame

lmao. shitting in the shower

Shitting in the shower.. gawd dam..

That is SO not normal .. if they think its normal .. well god save us all

now that was some funny s**t!!! i was only gonna moan about people standing around chatting and using there mobiles!!! theres a mother and daughter that just sit on machines and benches chatting for a hour. it drives me nuts even when im just on the cross trainer watching them. i dont even want to use what there on but it bugs the s**t out of me! my moan......done

a mother and daughter you say?

I'd be too busy daydreaming about them being the bread and me being the Nutella in a rather sordid and disgusting sandwich to notice any blathering they were up to....

Infact tell them I'll nip to your gym and wank in their trainers if they don't shut the f*** up

all part of my service!

lmao. think you need to stop working so late john

thanks john, that might be an idea. the daughter aint bad but the mother looks like shes been a few rounds

whats wrong with shittin in the shower

two birds one stone , lol

well al tell ye this one time in my gym, I was running on a treadmill beside me on the other treadmill was this humungous fat guy goin fast walking pace all of a sudden booooom!!  the loudest fart youve ever heard. man it had sum disgusting smell to it too i was wretching n boking on the treadmill a had to hit the stop button. Fuc**** Pr*** ruined ma cv session  

Man i am staying away from any gyms you lot go too lol huge people guffing,dudes crapping in showers,jpgym w*nking in peoples trainers and bum love going on
thats it im working out at home from now on just incase this wierd behavour starts spreading to gyms everywhere its all wrong i tell you

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well al tell ye this one time in my gym, I was running on a treadmill beside me on the other treadmill was this humungous fat guy goin fast walking pace all of a sudden booooom!!  the loudest fart youve ever heard. man it had sum disgusting smell to it too i was wretching n boking on the treadmill a had to hit the stop button. Fuc**** Pr*** ruined ma cv session  

i no a guy who would pay good money fot that

The two idiots at my gym who walk around shouting 'Yeah Buddy!' and 'Light weight baby!'  Who do they think they are.... Ronnie Coleman!?  Yes lads you are actually lifting light weights but it annoys the S**t out of me SHUT UP!

I hate when people don't put weights away or when they are working out near you and they stink. This one guy was on a chest machine behind me and he stunk, i couldn't do any reps of what i was doing because i couldn't take any proper breaths of air.

lol tell them to get a tin of lynx. no need for banging of sweat

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I hate when people don't put weights away or when they are working out near you and they stink. This one guy was on a chest machine behind me and he stunk, i couldn't do any reps of what i was doing because i couldn't take any proper breaths of air.

EEErrrgghh i feel for you on that theres nothing worse then gasping someones bad stench lol i rekon gyms should hand guys right gaurd or sure antipersperant, of course only the guys that need it lol

I think they need to ban guys like that

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I think they need to ban guys like that

lmao theres three quarters of my gym gone then!!

a sweaty bench or machine makes me angry

Grannies standing in front of you curling 1kg dumbells seein them shaking makes me feel uncomfy lol.

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I've trained allover the world and I've never seen any of that mess in a gym so it'ss not normal mate, just so you know!

i know, its just not cricket.

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That is SO not normal .. if they think its normal .. well god save us all

god save the shitters

fuc. fuc. fuc. fuc. fuc. just back from gym session there and there wer to wee daftys in at same time sitting about texting n havin a laugh done ma box
right in a told them to get to fu.k out if ther no lifting

they only then went n told the manager n a got told if i threaten any member again ill be banned from the place av got some serious rage at the moment

ferkin little shi.ts

footsoldier

People that curl in squat racks.

They should die.

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Grannies standing in front of you curling 1kg dumbells seein them shaking makes me feel uncomfy lol.

Mmm shaking Grannies.............where's your gym?

there was one in yesterday must have easily been 65 yr old curlin 5kg dumbells she was sweatin and it just didnt look right

footsoldier

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there was one in yesterday must have easily been 65 yr old curlin 5kg dumbells she was sweatin and it just didnt look right

footsoldier

Nothing wrong with GILF trying to keep pert!

and 5kg dumbells sounds alrite for an old woman lol  

I hate people who wear a t shirt, a long sleeve top with a jumper on top and a f u c k i n g bobble hat. They look like dicks.Back on the smelly bloke subject, I used to train at a small gym in Bristol with a smelly member and we used to make him wait at the door until we had sprayed the prick with air freshner! Funny

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I hate people who wear a t shirt, a long sleeve top with a jumper on top and a f u c k i n g bobble hat. They look like dicks.Back on the smelly bloke subject, I used to train at a small gym in Bristol with a smelly member and we used to make him wait at the door until we had sprayed the prick with air freshner! Funny

lol theres a few guys wear full jackets and hats in the gym its mainly to get the sweat and body tempature up for fat loss im led to believe but i cant stand being to hot when i train and dont know how they can do it tbh!

I think they are trying to shed fat. They usually just dehydrate after about 20 minutes and have to stop training. I expect half of them are wrapped in cling film underneath aswell!

People who don't pay because they think they are special!!!

but they are superstars Mr.Fantom! come on!

I'll tell that my landlord next time he sends me a rent demand  

lol, everybody wants somethin for nuthin!

People who only put ONE dumbell back............. where's the other one god dam it!!!!

I went to a leg extension machine, were awoman was sitting in asuit and high heels talking on her mobile phone, now that totally gets my back up, so I asked her how many sets she had left, Ithink she got the messege

I hate people constantly lingering around you like a bad smell to use the equipment your using. Worser they stand by you and stare at you. Why dont you ask or join in!  One guy stood around me while i did 8 sets and just sipped on his milk bottle, i dont rest more than a min. oh well tough sh*t.

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the biggest annoyance to me though is people that grunt loudly and the drop the weights on the floor  ITS NOT NEEDED< PUT THEM DOWN GRNTLY you tw$%s

HAHAHA !!

oh yea , people that just leave the dumbbells just lying around when theyve finished. they must still live with their mums who still tidy up their toys for them aswell!!  C*CKS!!

we have a new influx of eastern europeans polish etc now im not racist or anything like that but f*** me ignorant all of the mentioned bad habits plus the gang thing and a new development of polish rap music not only that but at 200 decibels.real nice but dont let it get to me honest aaaaaagggggghhhh!! rant over. be good

people who think sets are reps, like im doing 40 sets lol

good poll my friend...also farting when your on the bench next to someone always goes down well

People that use the same piece of equipment for forever. Worryingly I may tick a few of those boxes, smelling and grunting.

guys who's BW is about 8-9 stones walking like roonie they are just freaking me out   

tools that try to correct there friends form wrongly

Reading whilst doing snail factor one on the exercise bike....get off and go home and give someone who wants to work a go.

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Reading whilst doing snail factor one on the exercise bike....get off and go home and give someone who wants to work a go.

Can be annoying when they going so slow they might as well of just gone for a walk in the fresh air!

playing with mobile phones between sets seems to be the new thing at my gym. why take your phone in the gym? why? how f**king annoying. its catching on by 3 people a week

idiots brushing past you when your in the middle of a set excuse wont do fucking wait!!

theres a guy comes in gym regular sits on excercise bike hardly moving and reads paper for half hour then go,s home what a freakin waste

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watching people with twice as much weight as they can ha ndle and doing half lifts. it shouldnt bother me but it makes me wanna go and tell them to do it correctly lol theres cheat reps wich i often use myself but theres also plain shitt reps. this 1 guy does the same every time and growls and growns so every 1 can see him lift shitt loads of weight half the way and he always asks for a spott and makes you do the lifting for him

I can squat 975 like that, of course I wouldn't dream of asking you to spot me so I let the rack take most of the weight.
True the bar only wiggles slightly in the middle & doesn't actually clear the pins but it's the effort that counts.

for me its people who dont put the weights away infact it got that bad the gym owner put up cctv cams to chatch and ban them  

i hate the pricks who do a set then chat on their phone some!

the gym i go to they have several people working behind the counter and there is usually some good loud thumping high energy music on that i can really get into.but there is one old woman working there and when she is on the music is turned down and she has the big screen telly that shows the blokes boxing and cage fighting upstairs she tunes it in to normal telly crap like eastenders,corrie etc and she has the volume loud so it doesnt matter what part of the gym you are in there is no escape from this crap.it fucking drives me mad

now i can c that being worth a punch!

had to buy my own squat rakc for home cus everytime i went heavy in the gym i would proper fart just as i started to push up out the squat, i think my animal instincts kick in at the bottom and say 'were squatting down, better mark this territory with a mess'

The mos annoying thing i have seen at the gym was in wales, the gym had a swimming pool and they thought is was cool to work out in there speedo's. It looked like something out of bruno lol

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The mos annoying thing i have seen at the gym was in wales, the gym had a swimming pool and they thought is was cool to work out in there speedo's. It looked like something out of bruno lol

are you sure you werent in a gay part of town?  

does wales have a gay bit ? Lol

Deffinately smelly people, gy that used to go the my old gym fukin stank  

I hate when your in the mood for a really good workout and you can never get to the machine that you
need. Someone always sitting for a wee chat or in a world of their own..........thats where a good smelly
fart can be an advantage, usually a good way of shifting people on unless of course they like that sort of
thing.

Lolz all of these !
people who dont put the weights away
people that smell
machines not wiped down

people who spend a fortune on gym kit and membership and and think they are the don.they stack up the weights do a rep then rest for like 10 mins in whch time ive done 6 sets!

and they wonder why they are seeing no difference in themselves! ha

grunters get abit annoying and so do smelly people.

people with one eye on the exercise and one eye on the mirror !

the clothes/fashion being more important than the workout !      

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people with one eye on the exercise and one eye on the mirror !

the clothes/fashion being more important than the workout !      

Lol lucky for me i keep both eyes firmly glued to the mirror

err actually  i err may be a bit guilty  

People that dont put the weights away, as if to show the whole world "check it out I did half rep with 12 plates on
the leg press" oh and they also stunk real bad, groaned only for attention and certainly didn't wipe the machine
down, before grabbing themselves a yoga ball and working they abs in the squatt rack

the thing that winds me up is big guys with there excessive groaning/growling, fair play there lifting alot more than me but everyones trying 110% and you never see smaller people groaning or growling. I think there just wanting everyone to turn round and see how much their lifting!

or how about people taking weights off your machine whilst you are in between sets? thats a tad annoying too!!

i don´t want to be disgusting but in the Gym where i work a woman pissed in the showers and it was very yellow and stinked! i guess because of the colour she was a bit dehydrated

people who dont put the weights away
people that smell I so hate these people! gross! use a TOWEL!  

people that only go for a social chat and hog the machines

people who you can hear mouthing off across da whole gym

and 9 times of of 10 der completly wrong aswel

people who go to the gym and do everything wrong, i mean if ur not gona find out how to do things properly why bother , u mite aswel not be der

den again in my gym sum of the staff dont even know how to do things and tell newbies the wrong way its ridiculous

shower rooms with no air ventelation is a bollow 2

there is a girl goes to my gym and she uses it as an extension of her front room.if she is not just standing there talking to other womwn she is texting or on the phone.she always turns the volume on the tv up louder then the music.it is really hard to get into a rhythm when you can hear eastenders or some fucking annoying advert in the background.she does this when she is on the exercise bike then after 10 minutes fucks off and leaves it blaring.i watch her using the machines and there is a pathetic little attempt for 2 minutes followed by a rest of at least 5 minutes or however long it takes to send 2 or 3 text messages.i really cant understand why she goes to the gym as she must be geting absolutely nothing out of it

machines not wiped down, and people who smell!  

People who dont put the weights away, yesterday there as guy throwing the weights here and there. Leaving them all around floor.
It really piss me off when people dont care about others.