Quoted from Ricky

well from the sounds of it mate you should have taken the gay cruise option (i would of gone with you as your +1 if needed) hope you both get better quickly fella especially the missis as theres nothing worse then having an injured woman to run after as mine always decides its payback time for when i get manflue and she has to run round after me, hence shes plays on anything from a broken nail to full on clymidia (she doesnt have chlamydia was just an example i hope)

Mate,

thank you for offering to bum me up on a gay cruise - I'm flattered if not slightly scared - if you really
want to be my chum we could always just go to the pub! Anyway I think you'll find the creme freche
I've been smearing on your Missus has cleared up her chlamydia. Hope this helps!

Quoted from Cal

Mate,

thank you for offering to bum me up on a gay cruise - I'm flattered if not slightly scared - if you really want to be my chum
we could always just go to the pub! Anyway I think you'll find the creme freche I've been smearing on your Missus has
cleared up her clamidia. Hope this helps!

Hop

this is what friends are all about lmfao

Over 2000 views woo hoo - can I be a moderator now? Can I, can I, can I?
Pick me!!!!!!!

Quoted from Cal

Over 2000 views woo hoo - can I be a moderator now? Can I, can I, can I?
Pick me!!!!!!!

PS Get sponsoring me you tight gits and I'll post pics of HOTTIE in lycra on the blog!

After an absence longer than a Liverpool dole queue I’m back. It’s been a while and while I am
undoubtedly more handsome, I’m also fatter, balder and most definitely weaker. It was only when
MRS CAL pointed out my a*se was bigger than my ego I knew it was time to dust off the spandex,
de-weevil the protein powder and start pumping. Its not that I ever stopped pumping -which is
why I’m banned from Tesco – but that’s another story. However when my belly got its own postcode,
it really was time to train.

With HOTTIE now resident in Englandshire and MILF taken early retirement, I had to venture into the
House of Iron alone. Inspired by the ongoing wheels of steel battle between FANTOM and PJ, it was
only natural I paid homage and began my journey back at the squat cage. Regular readers will recall
the last time I wrote about the cage I had visions about the BURDS and a bath full of lime jelly
– this time it was just me and the steel. Banging a couple of plates on, and with my reputation at stake,
I dropped effortlessly into a couple of sets of squats. Easy, so a couple more plates were added along
with my best “F*ck you I’m back” face. My first, and if I say so myself very sexy, deep squat brought
with it the feeling of being b*ggered by a giant prize winning marrow. Fine for my weekend job, but not
so clever with a small audience and in the cold light of day.  

Gulping a can of “Man Up and crack on” I moved to the Leg Press. I’m not saying it hurt but I was
sweating like a Nun in a field full of cucumbers. I guess being ripped asunder by wild Yaks would be
more pleasant than banging 15 out with a weight more suited to RKNEE. Anyway I would love to report
the session finished with me doing calf raises with a BURD on each knee but it didn’t.  It ended with
SOMEBLOKE challenging me to the old high reps low weights contest which left me squealing like
Michael Jackson when his Doctor offered him an injection -  ouch!  Surprisingly I had no ill after effects
and it really wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. If only I hadn’t sipped and twisted my back I would
be training now instead of writing this!

Catch you soon.

Banned from tesco?????? DO TELL!!!

ha yeeeeh that does sound kinda funny

Quoted from Tankuk

Banned from tesco?????? DO TELL!!!

Not really banned from Tesco dude, its the start of a joke which will be built
into the next couple of episodes. However, like everything I write about,
there is always an element of truth in there somewhere! As an aside I
was in Englandshire this weekend to catch up with HOTTIE, couldn't
get her to the gym so had to spend 2 hours riding behind her lycra
clad perfect form - sigh!

3000 posts yay. Just having a rest. Back soon

I find a true oven baked potatoe with salt pepper and viengar tastes very nice. ( microwaved they are kinda lame though )

Quoted from SoreButtCheeks

I find a true oven baked potatoe with salt pepper and viengar tastes very nice. ( microwaved they are kinda lame though )

Gentlemen brethern of Iron. Taking a canter through the thread I realised how much I
enjoyed bringing you my adventures. Having spent the majority of the last 6 months
riding my bike and nowhere near a gym I realise it is time to embrace the iron,
man the feck up, and start to pump. To that end I am pleased to announce this thread
will, next week, sport its first entry in a long time. I have a new training partner whose
butt cheeks could crack walnuts and whom reminds me of a young Mrs Cal. Good times
are set to roll.

PS WTF is a "true baked potato", is that like a potato which doesn't lie?

Welcome back "Gay Biker Cal"

Quoted from Tankuk

Welcome back "Gay Biker Cal"

My pleasure to be back. And for the record riding a bike is not gay, if it was one of the
Village People would have worn lycra.

Quoted from Tankuk

Welcome back "Gay Biker Cal"

that wasnt good Tank -- you almost made it sound like Cal was a real harley riding biker, should have put gay push biker Cal  
nice to see you again Cal lol