the gym im in is full of 18-20 year old bicep curling,dianabol popping chavs all with big gyno induced pointy nipples now i have thought of three ways to combat this problem- should i go round giving them all twisted nipples in the hope they will get fed up with my behavour and leave! - should i wear my assless chaps down the gym in an attempt to scare said chavs away whilst also scaring most gym members away too leaving me free to train in peice! or do i in true incredible hulk style rip my top off whilst covered in green body paint and tear these chavs a new a**hole! none of these seem like a good outcome to me so i thought best to ask cal as your advice is always tip top!
the gym im in is full of 18-20 year old bicep curling,dianabol popping chavs all with big gyno induced pointy nipples now i have thought of three ways to combat this problem- should i go round giving them all twisted nipples in the hope they will get fed up with my behavour and leave! - should i wear my assless chaps down the gym in an attempt to scare said chavs away whilst also scaring most gym members away too leaving me free to train in peice! or do i in true incredible hulk style rip my top off whilst covered in green body paint and tear these chavs a new a**hole! none of these seem like a good outcome to me so i thought best to ask cal as your advice is always tip top!
Ricky cos you’re my mate I will ignore your appalling use of grammar, syntax and structure and move on to your “problem”. The fact you have given so much thought to the issue makes me think you are a secret bummer. I had already suspected you had caught gay when you previously refused to nob your Mother-In-Law. However I will give you the benefit of the doubt but suggest you may be in the early stages of “bi”. Nonetheless it’s curable but before I tell you how I must point out that the fact your solutions involve you getting naked or touching young boys makes me feel sick in the mouth you nonce.
Step 1. Next time you go into the gym just set fire to the chavs – simple. As they are burning ensure you nick their benefit books and get some good gear on order. This gesture will ensure everyone leaves the gym too!
Step 2. Go home; watch a gentleman’s film with Mrs Ricky and your Mother-in-Law, then nob them both.
Hope this helps.
Dr Cal
Cal All round Good Egg & Gentleman by day Dr Cal by night.
Ricky cos you’re my mate I will ignore your appalling use of grammar, syntax and structure and move on to your “problem”. The fact you have given so much thought to the issue makes me think you are a secret bummer. I had already suspected you had caught gay when you previously refused to nob your Mother-In-Law. However I will give you the benefit of the doubt but suggest you may be in the early stages of “bi”. Nonetheless it’s curable but before I tell you how I must point out that the fact your solutions involve you getting naked or touching young boys makes me feel sick in the mouth you nonce.
Step 1. Next time you go into the gym just set fire to the chavs – simple. As they are burning ensure you nick their benefit books and get some good gear on order. This gesture will ensure everyone leaves the gym too!
Step 2. Go home; watch a gentleman’s film with Mrs Ricky and your Mother-in-Law, then nob them both.
James you may have the same problem but somehow I can't see Rick to budging up along the sofa so you can watch a Gentleman's film together. However, If you do find men in assless chaps attractive, I suggest you pay for Mrs Rick to pop out to the pub and nip to the Rickster's with a copy of Brokeback Mountain. Hope this helps. Dr Cal
Cal All round Good Egg & Gentleman by day Dr Cal by night.
James you may have the same problem but somehow I can't see Rick to budging up along the sofa so you can watch a Gentleman's film together. However, If you do find men in assless chaps attractive, I suggest you pay for Mrs Rick to pop out to the pub and nip to the Rickster's with a copy of Brokeback Mountain. Hope this helps. Dr Cal
haha, had the most disgusting thought in my head reading that lol
The problem all jokes aside. I understand you getting the hump with young lads who only seam to train chest and biceps. normally with awful form. drives me nuts too. but you will have to live and let live. I used to be one of those 18-20 year olds all be it not a chav. they will one day come to there senses and if they dont. Good, one more skinny legged, no backed fake for you to look Superior over
I find most of this banter funny but wonder if it is appropriate on a bodybuilding forum. your likely to offend very nice good posting homosexual men and force them to take there questions and answers else where.
seriously guys not nessacery is it?
I think we should keep the insults to the Scottish, after all no one likes them??? lol
The problem all jokes aside. I understand you getting the hump with young lads who only seam to train chest and biceps. normally with awful form. drives me nuts too. but you will have to live and let live. I used to be one of those 18-20 year olds all be it not a chav. they will one day come to there senses and if they dont. Good, one more skinny legged, no backed fake for you to look Superior over
I find most of this banter funny but wonder if it is appropriate on a bodybuilding forum. your likely to offend very nice good posting homosexual men and force them to take there questions and answers else where.
seriously guys not nessacery is it?
I think we should keep the insults to the Scottish, after all no one likes them??? lol
Dear Dean4England,
seriously it is necessary to learn how to spell, but seriously, I don't give a toss if nice homosexual men take their bodybuilding Q&A elsewhere. Seriously I don't care if bad or even slightly naughty homosexual men take their bodybuilding Q&A elsewhere either. Oh and while I am being serious, I don't give a chapless rats a** if good, bad or indifferent Black, White, Aisian, Bi-sexual, Gay, Straight, Transgender, or Trainspotting bodybuilders (whom are serious or necessary) take their Q&A elsewhere either. At this juncture I seriously apologise if I omitted any ethnic or minority group during that necessarily long and necessarily serious necessary sentence - seriously!
Next time you pop to Holland and Barratt to get your protein see if you can pick up a life and a sense of humour at the same time. Hope this helps - seriously! Dr Cal
PS Did you not read the disclaimer at the top of the forum - seriously?
PPS I am Scottish so tell Mrsor Mr Dean4England that they will shortly be the proud recipient of a new patio cos me and Mr or Mrs or Transgender Shovel will be round to visit.
PPPS In all seriousness - what made you assume I was not dropping anchor in poo bay myself?
Cal All round Good Egg & Gentleman by day Dr Cal by night.
Not really dude. The idea of the Dr Cal thread is to generate humour, the speel in the introduction explains quite clearly "your answer will most likely be politically incorrect, probably midly offensive but aways amusing". My intent in supplying spurious nonsense as answers is to bascally take the p*ss - this is a concept I have expalined to Dean4England (or our Deano!) on another thread on this forum before. Unfortunately it would appear that once again the fun police have swooped on Deano's trailer and arrested his sense of humour. That aside, we all know nothing said is personal and it provides be with more ammuniton to take the piss. Hope this helps.
Cal All round Good Egg & Gentleman by day Dr Cal by night.
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