Quoted from Cal

Oh no that's not MOD abuse of power at all  

So anyway my BOB loving friend..you having a good holiday ?

Quoted from Cal

Yes m8, the "Slow comfortable screw against the wall" I had with this bloke called BOB was fab  

wow thats a bit full on Cal but i suppose as long as you enjoyed it thats the main thing i think!!!!

Quoted from Ricky

wow thats a bit full on Cal but i suppose as long as you enjoyed it thats the main thing i think!!!!

Bl**dy hell dudes this is a MODERATOR conspiracry lol. Anyway having fun and costing me a fortune.
However on Day 1 I tripped and ripped ankle ligaments, Day 2 MRS CAL tripped and ripped
ankle ligaments and broke metatarsle thingys. To my eternal shame both accidents were
alcohol free.

However back on track, remember the following rules:

1. If you show no emotion you're not an uphill gardener!
2. BOB = Bird or Bloke, who cares, shut your eyes it's still a BJ!

Right I'm off the get some sun.

Quoted from Cal

Bl**dy hell dudes this is a MODERATOR conspiracry lol. Anyway having fun and costing me a fortune.
However on Day 1 I tripped and ripped ankle ligaments, Day 2 MRS CAL tripped and ripped
ankle ligaments and broke metatarsle thingys. To my eternal shame both accidents were
alcohol free.

However back on track, remember the following rules:

1. If you show no emotion you're not an uphill gardener!
2. BOB = Bird or Bloke, who cares, shut your eyes it's still a BJ!

Right I'm off the get some sun.

BJ's are good..end off! so agree err
Reminds me of what my friends said whom are in the forces..ie tell me of tales where lads do the buiness to each other while thinking of there other halfs back home! and go to these cinema's that is really for 2 people to watch a porno! quality lol

But MATE! how on earth did you both f*** ur selfs up? ouch! hope your still enjoying it

don´t forget to wear a RUBBER......

Dear Cal I could only dream on taking the offer. I would only struggle to furnish
the rather blithe but jocular variety of cases seen my members of this board. As
The job position does require a facetious, decadent, but mirthful concept for each
instance and therefore I shall have to quail at such burden.

We shall look with prominence to your fated arrival and every forthcoming
epistle to thy fantasy of bemoan specter.

Quoted from Royale

Dear Cal I could only dream on taking the offer. I would only struggle to furnish
the rather blithe but jocular variety of cases seen my members of this board. As
The job position does require a facetious, decadent, but mirthful concept for each
instance and therefore I shall have to quail at such burden.

We shall look with prominence to your fated arrival and every forthcoming
epistle to thy fantasy of bemoan specter.

Dear Master Royale

your command of grammar and syntax is extraordinary and indeed worthy to grace
these fine forum pages. However, particular mention must be paid to your
exceptionally outstanding introduction of several words which I fear will tax, if not
vex, the emotional and intelligent quotia of the average formuite. I am Sir, your
obedient savant.

PS
Tank wot I sed wuz you'd be fooked cuz me an Royale used big wurds.

Hope this helps

Dr Cal

Quoted from Tankuk

BJ's are good..end off! so agree err
Reminds me of what my friends said whom are in the forces..ie tell me of tales where lads do the buiness to each other while thinking of there other halfs back home!

Not in my fecking mob - any bloke that does the business to any other bloke is a marmite miner - FACT.
Mind you I'm all in favour of it, leaves more totty for you real men while i remain a fudge packing gay soap loving man slag

Quoted from Cal

Not in my fecking mob - any bloke that does the business to any other bloke is a marmite miner - FACT.
Mind you I'm all in favour of it, leaves more totty for you real men while i remain a fudge packing gay soap loving man slag

uhhh.,,??

Quoted from Tankuk

uhhh.,,??

Ok you win cos you can change the posts. Tell Mrs Tank she's gonna get a new patio
when I get home mwahhh ha ha ha ha

Gentlemen of the forum
recently a new BURD came to work in our building. She's fit, worth a bit of Dr Cal
attention and has done a bit of lifting in the past. She has read my column and reckons
she could be my deputy. I don't have a problem with that. However this afternoon when
I was poncing about in my lycra she asked me "if I had any boundaries" and when I said
no but I wont eat liver and onions she said "can I tie you up like a hog roast and get
out the strap-on?"My inclination is that if I let her within a mile of me with a Strap-on I'll
catch gay and feel sick in the mouth and have to gargle Cillit Bang. Whatcha think?
So here's my questions:

1.   Does anyone actually like liver and onions?
2.   Woman + Strap-on+man = wrong, woman+Strap-on+woman = right - discuss.
3.   Would you let a fit BURD smash your back doors in?
4.   Should any BURD be allowed out of the kitchen?