Right heres the scenario --- i am a sweaty bugger and im sweating constantly even whilst typing this with a fan aimed at me (one that blows air not a dude that that loves me) but no matter what B.O basher i use my arm pits still sweat at the moment, now i have been told to shave said pits bald but feel this will put me right up there with freddy mercury as im not competing yet so having zero arm pit hair in the gym is gonna look wrong imo what would you suggest?? also my arse sweats too, to the point it makes a wet patch on benches at the gym and my trackies,shorts, now i havent tried underarm on said arse but might if advised although i feel this may be painfull, but have also been advised not to wear assless chaps as this is unhygenic and may result in a ban from the gym, having said that i was told to get said arse either shaved (itchy) or waxed and that would solve problem too whats your thoughts mate???
Shaving ain't gonna solve the problem m8. It's a well known fact that the hair actually keeps air circulating to try to keep you cool, I think you have been ill advised. This time of year everyone's gonna sweat their arse off due to the climate and the exertion of high intensity training. Never tried this but using baby talc on your crack may stop the sweating, after all it works on powerlifters hands. Not wanting to sound rude but are you a little overweight as this would contribute to the excessive sweating
Shaving ain't gonna solve the problem m8. It's a well known fact that the hair actually keeps air circulating to try to keep you cool, I think you have been ill advised. This time of year everyone's gonna sweat their arse off due to the climate and the exertion of high intensity training. Never tried this but using baby talc on your crack may stop the sweating, after all it works on powerlifters hands. Not wanting to sound rude but are you a little overweight as this would contribute to the excessive sweating
dude are you trying to tell me i need a powerlifter to massage my crack with baby talc on his hands?????? only real body fat left is on lower abs so in answer to your question no im not overweight well not round my crack and pits anyway i would say im round 12-13% bf max tbh lol (not affended in the slightest lmao)
Right heres the scenario --- i am a sweaty bugger and im sweating constantly even whilst typing this with a fan aimed at me (one that blows air not a dude that that loves me) but no matter what B.O basher i use my arm pits still sweat at the moment, now i have been told to shave said pits bald but feel this will put me right up there with freddy mercury as im not competing yet so having zero arm pit hair in the gym is gonna look wrong imo what would you suggest?? also my arse sweats too, to the point it makes a wet patch on benches at the gym and my trackies,shorts, now i havent tried underarm on said arse but might if advised although i feel this may be painfull, but have also been advised not to wear assless chaps as this is unhygenic and may result in a ban from the gym, having said that i was told to get said arse either shaved (itchy) or waxed and that would solve problem too whats your thoughts mate???
Rickster
In most cases man-odour is caused by excess test. rampaging through a young, pert and muscular frame and all burds love these sweaty men - FACT!. However, in your case, you sweat more than Michael Jackson waiting for an ambulance, or PJ in a spelling test, because you are too full of love custard. The internal build up of your special white wee is causing you to be poisioned from the inside resulting in excessive sweating on the outside. I suggest Mrs Rickster (or her Mother) slip on the Marigolds and relieve your dilema immediately.
Failing that, shave your pits, wax your crack, apply Cilit Bang mixed in bleach 3 times daily and pray you stop sweating you smelly t*sser. Man up dude, the only wet patch you encounter should be the one Mrs Rickster is thrown in after you've smashed her back doors in.
Hope this helps.
Dr Cal Officially tanned and back from his hols
Cal All round Good Egg & Gentleman by day Dr Cal by night.
welcome to the forum. I note you are from the North East and thus obviously unemployed and anxious to garner cash to purchase the latest Mackam Home strip. Whilst you have made a promising start on the forum I cannot yet offer you the position of my deputy. However I believe if you have soft hands and a supply of talcum powder, Rick may be able to offer you a source of part-time employment.
Hope this helps
Dr Cal Officially tanned and full of kebab
Cal All round Good Egg & Gentleman by day Dr Cal by night.
In most cases man-odour is caused by excess test. rampaging through a young, pert and muscular frame and all burds love these sweaty men - FACT!. However, in your case, you sweat more than Michael Jackson waiting for an ambulance, or PJ in a spelling test, because you are too full of love custard. The internal build up of your special white wee is causing you to be poisioned from the inside resulting in excessive sweating on the outside. I suggest Mrs Rickster (or her Mother) slip on the Marigolds and relieve your dilema immediately.
Failing that, shave your pits, wax your crack, apply Cilit Bang mixed in bleach 3 times daily and pray you stop sweating you smelly t*sser. Man up dude, the only wet patch you encounter should be the one Mrs Rickster is thrown in after you've smashed her back doors in.
Hope this helps.
Dr Cal Officially tanned and back from his hols
Is it wrong to admit the thought of the mother in law in nothing but marrigolds is a major turn on even though she looks like blanche from corry???
Is it wrong to admit the thought of the mother in law in nothing but marrigolds is a major turn on even though she looks like blanche from corry???
Mate
No. Now man up, crack on and do your Mother-in-Law. I am shocked you even had to ask! Furthermore, have Mrs Rickster rustle you up a scooby snack whilst her mum is milking your man fat.
Hope this helps
Dr Cal Officially tanned and back in Blighty
Cal All round Good Egg & Gentleman by day Dr Cal by night.
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